Phrases Trevor Ward Pictures Patrik Lundin

We’re drawing near essentially the most fearsome phase of the climb to one of the crucial best possible villages at the Greek island of Rhodes: six steep hairpins packed right into a corkscrew of tarmac slightly a kilometre lengthy. ‘It’s the island’s Alpe d’Huez,’ says my co-rider, Dave Richardson.

The olive groves and hovering cypress timber dotting the roadside lend the scene a benign air. Above them, then again, looms the implementing bulk of Ataviros, the best possible mountain at the island at 1,200m and a reminder that the services and products of all to be had sprockets will quickly be required.

There will likely be no scarcity of difficult climbs on as of late’s journey. We will additionally move sacred monasteries, medieval castles and websites of classical antiquity. It’s going to due to this fact be one thing of an anti-climax after we finally end up within the automotive park of a contemporary nightclub at the aspect of a hectic primary highway. This will likely be in large part right down to a false impression with Dave, who used to advertise dance DJs in his house the town of Glasgow.

‘I used to place them on on the Riverside Membership each Saturday night time after the ceilidh had completed,’ he says. ‘I had 15 mins to do away with the whisky-drinking crowd, arrange the apparatus and get the membership punters in for an evening of space, techno and trance. I steadily were given ceilidh lovers asking if they may keep for the DJs.’

I presume it used to be his clubbing background that introduced him to Rhodes 5 years in the past, when hotels similar to Faliraki had been notorious for his or her rave scenes. However I’m fallacious. Dave emerged from the darkness and sticky carpets of his weekly ‘Fusion’ night time to embody biking as the brand new rock and roll.

After stints as a croupier and residential hi-fi installer, he got here out to the island to arrange his motorbike rent industry, Get Lively Rhodes, and has noticed his handful of mountain motorcycles develop to a fleet of high quality highway machines.

I’m using this type of now, thankful for its beneficiant 11-34 gearing as we arrive on the first of the ones six hairpins, which were taunting us from a distance for what turns out like an eternity below the blazing Aegean solar.

Leaving the bustle in the back of

These days’s journey begins with a ‘transition degree’ of 10km down Rhodes’ jap coast highway this is busy with day-trippers heading for the beautiful, whitewashed village of Lindos (which we will see from a secure distance later).

After we flip proper onto a quiet, abandoned highway to go inland, Dave guarantees we’ll infrequently see any longer site visitors. The beer-bellied, complete English breakfast brigade that Rhodes nonetheless draws to lots of its seaside hotels hardly challenge this a long way from their sunbeds, he assures me.

It’s simple to peer why. We’re on the foot of one of the crucial longest climbs at the island, an 11km haul to the village of Laerma this is punctuated with savage bursts of double-digit gradients. It’s a impolite awakener for therefore early in a journey.

At the plus aspect, just one different automobile has handed us by the point we succeed in Laerma and I’m relishing the lengthy stretch of downhill that now unfurls prior to us. However Dave is going and spoils all of it by means of announcing, ‘After we get to the ground, the toughest phase begins.’

It sort of feels we have now some other 10km of hiking to do – together with the ones half-dozen hairpins – prior to arriving on the best possible level of as of late’s path. Dave reckons the interior camber of the steepest hairpin nudges 20% in gradient, so it kind of feels prudent to take the widest path round every nook. Thankfully there is not any drawback with oncoming site visitors as there hasn’t been any since leaving Laerma.

Even in between my determined gulps for air I’m able to respect the geometric great thing about this ascent. It’ll simplest be a fragment of the period of its extra well-known Alpine and Pyrenean cousins, but it surely ticks the entire proper bins.

Completely engineered curves and highway floor? Take a look at. ‘It used to be laid simplest 5 years in the past and infrequently any individual makes use of it,’ says Dave. Nice perspectives? Take a look at. From the general bend I will be able to see the previous hairpins stacked underneath me like a pile of doughnuts.

Within the distance, the street we have now simply ridden alongside fades within the warmth haze like a squiggle from a Biro that has run out of ink.

Loss of site visitors? Take a look at. And it’s no longer simply motorised site visitors. Not like on different islands similar to Mallorca and Tenerife, there are not any industrial-scale pelotons of cyclists right here. We’ll see just one different rider throughout all the day.

There’s yet another steep ramp prior to the gradient slackens and we arrive on a false flat. It’s right here we discover a picket shack in a layby with an indication proclaiming ‘Achilles Kiosk’.

It’s no longer even noon in early September however the temperature is already heading against 30°C so I’m in a position for a chilly drink and a few color.

I order a Coke and grasp a handful of nuts covered in sesame seeds and honey from a bowl at the counter prior to Achilles provides us a complimentary Greek espresso.

I’m cautious, as my earlier stories of espresso this a long way east of Hull have steadily resembled ingesting treacle, however Achilles assures us it is going to be ‘the most productive’, maintaining up the small gasoline range he makes use of to brew it – ‘You must warmth it slowly, and simplest on a small fireplace like this’ – and promising he gained’t put a lot sugar in it. He’s as excellent as his phrase and my cuppa hits the spot.

Achilles, who it transpires is a 71-year-old retired bus motive force, could be an asset to any hipster biking cafe again in the United Kingdom, despite the fact that I believe he prefers his lifestyles harvesting olives and promoting the oil to the occasional passing motorist top on a hill on an island in the course of the Aegean Sea.

We bid him farewell and proceed our climb to the village of Agios Isidoros.

Thank you a number

At the manner, we move a pick-up truck parked at the fringe of a winery. The driving force is within the again and provides us a number of grapes with a cheery ‘Yassou!’. They’re candy and refreshing, a succulent ad for Rhodes’ wines, which, we can uncover throughout the process this night’s dinner, are extraordinarily palatable.

Agios Isidoros is a vibrant jumble of church buildings, tavernas, properties and slim streets, all of which seem totally abandoned, a scene utterly at odds with the island’s coastal hotels which can be rammed with sunseekers from Would possibly to October.

The street now begins progressively descending. We’re at the southern flanks of Ataviros and feature sweeping perspectives to the west, the place clouds are beginning to bubble up over Rhodes’ second-highest top, Akramitis. We sign up for the street that runs the period of the island’s in moderation populated west coast and proceed descending to the village of Monolithos.

We must veer left, however Dave suggests we proceed instantly on for a kilometre so he can display us what the village is legendary for. The street takes us down one aspect of a slim promontory giving in depth perspectives of a turquoise sea and, perched on a fats pillar of rock sprouting from dense woodland, the stays of Monolithos Fort.

Dave says that if we apply the street the entire manner down, we’ll arrive on the foot of a collection of steps main as much as the citadel, which used to be constructed by means of the Crusader Knights of St John within the 15th century.

‘However we’d have to come back again the similar manner and it’s lovely steep,’ he says. So, after taking some images from our present perspective, we agree it’s time for lunch.

We arrive starving within the crossroads village of Apolakkia. As I take a slug from my water bottle within the village sq., I see a lady waving at me. I guess she has unsuitable me for somebody else so flip away.

There she is once more! OK, it’s no longer the similar girl, however a residing facsimile – aged, smiling, drowning in petticoats and waving a cafe menu, beckoning me with a downward swooping movement of her unfastened hand.

Feeling rather awkward, I flip my gaze in a 3rd path. Certain sufficient, there’s some other previous girl, her face a pile of wrinkles and enamel, looking to entice me in.

In Greek mythology, sirens had been creatures who used track and making a song to entice sailors to inevitable shipwreck on rocky shores. Those modern day temptresses are looking to distract a couple of cyclists from their adventure with shiny footage of hen souvlaki and chips.

Dave and I’ve a large choice to make. If we stroll over to 1 to try the menu, it could be a dedication that might be very exhausting to back down from. If we don’t like what we see, we chance humiliating the menu-bearer by means of strolling over to one among her opponents.

In spite of everything, we go for the one eating place promoting ‘Loose Wi-Fi’. The moussaka is ok, the beer chilly and I’m in a position to put up footage of the eating place’s clowder of cats on Instagram.

The remainder of the descent right down to the coast is miserable. The street floor is completely clean, site visitors is gentle and the perspectives to the glittering sea and pink-tinged cliffs are glorious.

No, it’s the wasteful losing of each metre of altitude that’s making me depressing as a result of Dave has warned that we have got some other lengthy and steep climb arising any minute now.

The flip off is signposted for the Skiadi Monastery, 4km uphill, however we’ll be hiking an additional 5km past that, from sea stage to an altitude of just about 400m.

The primary check is a tightly coiled hairpin. By the point we’ve wrestled our motorcycles round it, we’ve ascended above the treeline and feature in depth perspectives backpedal to the coast.

Then the street snakes its manner upwards during the wild crops, together with a number of timber which have been bent nearly horizontal by means of the sturdy winds that continuously buffet this far off area of the island.

These days, the wind is in our favour, offering some comfort as we time and again heave ourselves out of the saddle to maintain but some other surprising lurch in gradient. The general and steepest bend delivers us into the auto park of the monastery.

Cleats defeated

I unceremoniously sell off my motorbike towards a wall and head for a bench lately occupied by means of a preening black and white cat. It seems to be on with disdain as I cave in beside it.

After conquering Rhodes’ mini-version of Alpe d’Huez previous, I now really feel as although I’m on its Ventoux – and I’m no longer even midway up it but.

Sooner or later I haul myself up and click-clack into the monastery, a wonderful, pastel-coloured courtyard containing a small chapel the place the ground – a more or less hewn mosaic of pebbles equivalent to a one-star secteur from Paris-Roubaix – in any case defeats my cleats and I don’t have any excuse to not clip again into my pedals and get the general a part of the climb over with.

Maximum guests flip round and head backpedal the way in which they got here, as the auto park seems to be a useless finish. However Dave leads me to the a long way finish, the place an unpaved phase of highway exits the auto park, in the end turns to tarmac and, after a temporary descent, resumes its merciless upward trajectory. ‘There’s a 20% phase close to the highest,’ he says. ‘It simplest lasts for approximately 100m, and as soon as over that we’ve cracked it.’

The considered this approaching impediment weighs closely on me, so I distract myself with the impressive perspectives out to sea and by means of looking to keep away from plunging over the sheer drop to my proper.

The general ramp is certainly a brute, however the descent the entire manner right down to the other aspect of the island is abundant recompense. Excluding a brief however inevitably steep ramp to the village of Lachania, it’s 15km of unbridled pleasure alongside a succession of ridges and rugged plateaus. The occasional slap from side-winds and the surprising appearances of goats from out of the undergrowth are reminders to stick focussed, then again. 

Cling the DJ

The crosswinds stay with us the entire manner up the coast till we flip off to skirt the well-known village of Lindos, a labyrinth of slim, traffic-free alleys and whitewashed structures, maximum of which were become stores, bars or rooftop eating places. We simplest uncover this after we go back right here for dinner later, because the slim, cobbled, tourist-filled streets make biking inconceivable.

‘We’ll get nice perspectives from the Amphitheatre,’ says Dave as we apply the street across the headland. Alas, what I’m anticipating to be a website of ancient and archaeological importance seems to be a contemporary white construction with a poster of DJ John Digweed on its wall.

‘Sorry, I must have mentioned, the Amphitheatre is a nightclub,’ apologises Dave, betraying his previous selling DJs to the ghostly denizens of Glasgow’s clubbing scene.

The perspectives from the auto park, then again, are spectacular. In addition to Lindos and its harbour the place a number of millionaires’ superyachts are moored – ‘Amazon boss Jeff Bezos used to be right here closing month on a yacht with two helipads,’ says Dave – we get a really perfect view of the implementing hilltop Acropolis this is simplest obtainable on foot or by means of donkey (there’s a ‘Donkey Station’ within the village).

The general 10km alongside the similar stretch of bustling coastal highway the place we began the day are like a steady immersion again into the 21st century, with streams of taxis, mopeds, rent automobiles and vacationer buses overtaking us.

The mountains, monasteries, castles and cats of Rhodes’ rugged inner appear one million miles and masses of years got rid of. It’s pleasantly reassuring to understand that, in reality, they’re only a motorbike journey away.

The roads of Rhodes

Observe Bicycle owner’s path to the guts of the island

To obtain this path, pass to bicycle kingdom/94rhodes. From Masari sign up for the primary coast highway to Lindos. Undergo proper to Lardos, then Laerma. Head to Agios Isidoros, then on against Sianna and Monolithos.

Undergo left to Apolakkia alongside the coast highway till a turn-off for your left signposted for the Skiadi Monastery. Right here, the street continues at the different aspect of the auto park to the summit. Undergo left against Mesanagros and descend by the use of Lachania directly to the coast highway. Flip left for Rodos, then proper for Lindos. Pass up and round a headland prior to rejoining the primary highway again to Masari.

How we did it


Rhodes is a well-liked package deal excursion vacation spot so there is not any scarcity of direct flights from the United Kingdom, despite the fact that in most cases simplest between April and October. A taxi from the airport to Masari or Haraki will price €50-60.


Our keep within the quiet village of Masari used to be organized thru Dave Richardson at Get Lively Rhodes. From subsequent 12 months (2020), he’s going to be offering a collection of villas for 6 to 12 other folks close to the beautiful village of Lindos on our path. See for main points.


Get Lively Rhodes provides a spread of highway motorcycles for rent. A carbon Genesis 0 – the motorbike we rode – prices from €35 according to day (or inexpensive for longer leases), together with supply to and pick-up out of your resort.

Dave will arrange the motorbike for you and will be offering a collection of gearing choices. For an additional price Dave will supply a Garmin preloaded with routes out of your resort (together with our Large Experience if you want). 

Thank you

Dave Richardson at Get Lively Rhodes used to be a a professional, affected person and beneficiant information. He additionally got here to my rescue by means of loaning me a couple of biking sneakers. Thank you additionally to Jane Martin for using our photographer and maintaining us crowned up with beverages, and to for serving to rearrange our flights at quick understand.

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